Dear Gillette:

Dear Gillette:

You've been good to me.  You really have. For the better part of 15 years you've provided me with protection from sweat induced body odor. I've been using your Cool Wave Gel Deodorant since Bill Clinton was in office.  I'm sure I'm one of the first to jump on your bandwagon.

Sadly though, it's time to get off. I can't take your product bleaching my shirts and leaving residue on them to the point they're unwearable. I'm not sure when during our relationship you changed the formula but at some point you did.  The nail in the coffin was when some kind of buildup from the deodorant ruined my second favorite t-shirt that I've had for years.

I've tried everything I can think of to try and salvage the shirt but nothing will remove the thick film that closely resembles plastic now that it is caked on.

So with that, I must move on.  I must find a new partner to dance with.  Hopefully, there will be one that can cover my stench and still not ruin my clothes.

I've emailed your customer service team to see if they have any solutions to offer on how to salvage my garments.  Hopefully, they will do a better job than your engineering team that ruined a great product.